Definition: An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are several sizes too small. They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hamster.

See also: Archie Bunker's son-in-law.


Hook: FM 5045 Jig hook sz 12
Bead: 3.8 mm gold slotted tungsten bead
Lead: 12 wraps .015
Thread: 14/0 Olive Veevus
Tail: Red Glo Brite floss
Tail: Olive Pheasant tail
Body: Uni Flexx Olive Dun
Rib: Gold Ultra Wire BR
Flashback: Uni 16 Mylar Green
Abdomen: Jan Siman Peacock UV Green dubbing

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